Gold

A soft metal that seems to be strangely overvalued almost everywhere. It is useless for weapons so it's often found in coins. The authors, despite their best attempts cannot think of anyhing really funny to say about gold so please insert your own joke here.

Helm

The diety of guardianship in Faerun and Realmspace and like the followers of Tyr on the planet, they are not great fun at parties. In fact after taking up the religion many followers stop partying all together assuming that it won't meet with the approval of their new god. Of course there are many gods like this across the multiverse and they and their followers are best avoided by those who love fun.